Western Australians are being warned to approach UWA students with caution in the wake of the announcement of Twiggy Forrest's $65 Million donation to the States Universities and a large amount going to UWA.
UWA students are already well known for their unearned sense of entitlement and superiority. The root of the problem stems from the University's large contingent of Golden Triangle residents and intake from the States most expensive private schools.
Students from the States other Universities are considered to be at particular risk, and are cautioned to not bring up the topic of PHD's and post graduate degrees at parties and other social events where a UWA pencil-neck might be lurking. It is feared that Twiggy's donation will further fuel the notion that UWA is the State's golden University.
UWA students are commonly found spending their parents money at Western Suburb bars. We ask the public to strongly reconsider their need to travel to these destinations for at least the next 2 months. Failure to adhere to this recommendation may induce strong urges to smack a smug student right in the mouth.
Twiggy's donation is undoubtedly generous. A fact that is strongly noted by the thousands of staff that have been made redundant from FMG over the last 5 years. Redundant employees cant help thinking that some of that $65 Million, would have been used to preserve their job, and not force them to return their Jet-Ski's and state of the art plasma television sets.
except that the donation sets up a scholarship foundation for all WAs universities...
Yes, but UWA is getting more than the rest. That is the point sir. They are the golden goose.
Says the pencil-neck blogging his frustrations online rather than actually "smacking a smug student in the mouth".
How pathetic is this article!!!
Probably not a UWA graduate or else you would know the difference between "universities" and "university's"!
We are sorry for not making you happy and filling your day with joy.
Studies have shown that only 7% of UWA students were not picked on at high school yet 100% of UWA students now think they're cool
i went two scool wonce.
hahaha yes. There parents have taken the padlocks off their study rooms and allow them to party.
Fuck youse all. I donated the money as a way of minimising my tax. You lot of scrotes wouldn't understand the specifics. As for the BTT - fuck youse twice as juicy. All my staff are valued to me, but just like we do our own children, you must make them redundant from time to time.
Bring on Tav Disco! Gonna drink so much beer
Then we dress up the statue on mounts bay road!
I'm going to masturbate into all your faces. And your going to like it.
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Only a sour, mediocre, penniless failure could possibly see a problem with somebody donating money to scholarships. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SCHOLARSHIP IS? It either enables someone who would have trouble going to university to go, or rewards someone who has worked hard enough to earn it. Hardly applicable to these elusive 'unearned sense of entitlement' people you're referring to.
UWA kid ▲
Actually I'm in Year 12 and probably won't go to UWA. And good comeback.
it is WA's best uni (the entire world knows that).
plus he went there, so why cant he donate money to his uni? why cant he help people who wouldnt otherwise be able to get in, get in
I think you will find the majority of the world considers Central TAFE to be the elite institution.
If I went to UWA but dropped out, can I still use that as my excuse for being insufferable? Asking for a friend....
It's just envy because UWA students are better at life.
I've smacked a few UWA students in the face, it's quite satisfying, I encourage everyone to try it.
And if you're ever short of a few dollars, just accost them in the carpark and demand protection money. They know the drill.
"UWA students are better at life" - please allow us to write the punchlines. We do not need you assisting us to make our point, sir.
You all probably went to the ECU. *LOL*
EC-ew?
ECU - isn't that a TAFE?
Has anyone else thought about how that Twiggy prick so was set on defeating/reducing the mining tax.... so he could save some $ and then graciously donate it to look like the good guy?
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