Mr Fuck Off We're Full



The Human Zoo - Mr Fuck Off We’re Full


Denno was born in Kalgoorlie and now resides in Rockingham. He is  V8 Turbo of a man, with every cylinder firing off cretinous ignorance while releasing unpalatable emissions of carbon poorcunt-cide. Only the outline of Australia is tattooed to his back and his sense of patriotism is just as hollow. He waves the flag with no appreciation for which way the winds of tolerance are blowing. This is ‘Straya mate, and in Denno’s opinion, it’s full.


Denno is the sort of sponge that makes Chux jealous. He has survived off workers comp payments for the last 8 months. Before “he did his back in” he was one of the finest stop sign holders in the game. His ability to smoke gear in his Council ute and then talk endless shit about “muzzies, gooks and abos” was critically acclaimed by the sorts of men who perpetually smell like darts mixed with Centrelink’s carpet. “Wouldn’t believe it, a tribe of Islams waiting in Centrelink, why are we paying for them cunts to bludge!”


Not burdened with the task of earning meaningful income tax for his beloved ‘Stray, Denno spends his days drinking with a bloke who thinks Colgate is a scandal involving Gina Rinehart. Denno muses about whether to drive, but as he has only had 7 beers, “she’ll be right”. He jumps in his SS Commodore and drives like a wanker towards his dealers pad. “I’m just saying, every time some cunt turns a corner too slow, it’s an ethnic, it just always is mate”. His toothless compatriot chuckles and queries whether Denno will be chipping in for the gear this time, “nah, nah, nah mate, haven’t got me C-link coin through, ay”.


After several more beers and enough crystal to rival a Valentine’s Day sale at Swarvoski, Denno is preaching like a robed kiddy fiddler at an anti-abortion rally. “Fucking Islams and Gooks, did you know gooks can also be Islams? Lotsa cunts don't know that ay, you should check these cunts out, true blue patriots mate”. Denno loads a YouTube video of some bogan-lipsy degenerate holding an Australian Flag and talking vaguely about female circumcision and burqas. “See mate, proof! All them cunts are just fucked mate”


If Australia was run by people like Denno, we wouldn’t need ISIS, the place would already be destroyed.  

22 Readers Comments:

  • Unknown says:
    April 12, 2015 at 5:23 PM

    Still rather take my chances with Denno then ISIS or any other religious groups/people

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    Unknown says:
    April 12, 2015 at 6:27 PM

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  • Unknown says:
    April 12, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    Amen to that OSIREIS

  • Unknown says:
    May 10, 2015 at 11:48 PM

    Hang on, you're saying you'd rather "take your chances" with a fulltime unemployed toothless meth head junkie bogan on centerlink, than with, lets say, a Thai Buddhist pediatric heart surgeon, since that surgeon could be classified as both religious and asian?

    Do you see the irony here is that this article was actually written to entertain people like me, that I may laugh at fucking dumb cunts like you?

    Kill yourself.

  • Unknown says:
    July 3, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    You're a idiot.

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  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:25 AM

    Someone being on workers comp does not necessarily mean they are a "fulltime unemployed toothless meth head junkie bogan on centerlink".
    My father was on workers comp for over a year and forced into early retirment, due to a workplace accident were the company was at fault.
    He has all of his teeth, does not use meth and isn't on ceterlink.
    Bigotry and generalizations apply to both sides.

  • yo daddy says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:43 AM

    So someone missed the point. The author isn't naming your dad, instead, the minor point that has barbed at your indignation is part of a wider picture that was painted above. This picture was one of a hypocritical toser with no will or insight to a world beyond their own nose. This wasnt an article aimed at hardworking people that have had the misfortune of injury, but the arse hats that abuse the system as self imposed right as an occa Aussie. The joke is claiming immigrants are ruining the country when in fact, this fictional character is already beating them to the punch.

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:47 AM

    It's satire mate. That means it probably isn't referring to your Dad, because as you said above he doesn't fit the criteria, bar one.

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:47 AM

    Amen to idiocy

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:51 AM

    Hmmm Isis and religious people are one and the same? What if I told you that true Moslems despise ISIS, terrorism and all it stands for?

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:52 AM

    Hmmm Isis and religious people are one and the same? What if I told you that true Moslems despise ISIS, terrorism and all it stands for?

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:52 AM

    Amen to idiocy

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:52 AM

    It's satire mate. That means it probably isn't referring to your Dad, because as you said above he doesn't fit the criteria, bar one.

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 3:52 AM

    It's satire mate. That means it probably isn't referring to your Dad, because as you said above he doesn't fit the criteria, bar one.

  • Lock says:
    September 9, 2015 at 6:32 AM

    OSIREIS it's always ironic when people hate foreigners but don't know the difference between than and then.

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 6:40 AM

    I do understand that it is satire and that it's not referring to my dad. Just stating that not all people fitting that certain criteria are racist. I will grant that most off them could/can/are. But it's on an individual basis. Generalizing or stereotyping does no good for any side of the debate. Whether for,against or neutral.

  • Unknown says:
    September 9, 2015 at 5:17 PM

    "Kill yourself"????????

    Lavenia, you are an absolute disgrace and shell of a human being.

  • Anonymous says:
    September 10, 2015 at 2:14 AM

    Im a migrant, wog girl but I'd rather take my chances with Denno than Isis and Lavenia..
    Yeah at least Denno isnt going to wanna behead me or torture my family..

  • Anonymous says:
    September 13, 2015 at 3:53 AM

    Kyle R: in your last comment replace the word "my dad" with "muslims" and "racist" with "terrorists". Now you know how some people feel :)

    Paul L: an*

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