Trisha Martin and Johnny Randow tied the knot at the South Perth
Yacht Club on 9 July 2013. By most reports the night was a roaring success,
soured only by one man’s insatiable disregard for social etiquette.
Belmont man, Randy Flanagan started the night poorly by
ignoring the dress code and attending the suave function in a pair of cargo shorts and short sleeved buttoned up
shirt.
Onlookers were further disgusted at his relentless attacks
on the trays of exquisite canapes that were being circulated by the caterers. The Bell Tower Times spoke to Natasha Snedden,
who was reduced to a sobbing mess in the corner by 9:00pm, she told the Times:
“that man is a pig. Who is this man? Who invited him? He has not
stopped scoffing food down his fat face the entire night and speaks while he is
chewing!”
It seems Randy wasn't content with horrifying guests
with his gluttony, when by 11:30pm he had begun leering and making sexually inappropriate
comments to the female guests, urging one male patron who was dancing with his
girlfriend to “give her one for me”.
The night reached a surreal climax when Randy stormed out of
the toilet and declared to a shocked guest, “shitters full, give it 15 minutes”. By all reports, the stench seeping from
the room was enough to curdle milk.
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