Tony's preparation was going swimmingly until he made the regrettable decision to snort a fat line of cocaine to give himself an edge.
An anonymous source from the marketing firm told The Bell Tower Times that Tony arrived at his interview 5 minutes late and was noticed breathing heavily and winking at every female he walked past.
Sadly, Tony's sleazy late arrival was not his only faux pas during the hour-long interview, according to our source, Tony also:
1. Held an unbroken 7-second stare at the female interviewer before saying anything;
2. Applied lip balm 18 times;
3. Spoke at length about his amateur boxing when asked what skills he could bring to the firm;
4. Made 3 jokes about wanting a cigarette;
5. Drank the entire jug (1.5L) of water;
6. suffered facial contortions and swinging jaw syndrome; and
7. Sweated profusely (despite air-conditioning).
The Bell Tower Times asked Tony what he was thinking:
"In hindsight, the choice to snort that charlie was misguided and regrettable. My guy usually gives me pretty weak blow, so I thought it was just going to pep me up. Little did I know he gave me some fucking scar-face shit. I cant confirm, but I may have made a fool of myself".Needless to say, Tony got the job, as the Managing Director of the firm not only shared Tony's cocaine dealer and was also a mate of his dads.
For the uninitiated, this is how the corporate world works.
"For the uninitiated, this is how the corporate world works."
Just ask Nigella.
This made me giggle a little to much :)
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