7 April 2014, 8:45am
Pre-ejaculate remains the single biggest threat to sexual health in
Australia. It can often strike without warning and the mystery substance is
able to infect and impregnate at the drop of a hat.
The Australian Government has launched a pre-emptive strike against the
dangers of pre-cum. A recent survey revealed that 8/10 Australians were
oblivious to the dangers that pre-cum posed to them. Only 2/10 of the survey
participants knew that pre-cum can contain baby-making sperm and only 1/10
participants knew that pre-cum can transmit sexually transmitted
infections.
The campaign uses the phrase "You Could Have Pre-Cum Without Even
Knowing" - such a true statement. The pre-ejaculate is often released
without any sensation and can often go under the radar. If you have ever
wondered why the "pull out" method is so ineffective - pre-cum is the
answer.
The Federal Government is teaming up with each State Department of Health to
spread the awareness of pre-cum to Australians. One add campaign features a man
grabbing a squeezy container of mustard and going to put some on his hotdog.
Instead of normal mustard being squeezed out, the bottle unleashes that weird
watery stuff that any mustard fan will know about. The add is a clever analogy
for pre-cum.
Australian radio personality Ryan "Fitzy" Fitzgerald will head the
campaign. Fitzy has been deeply touched by the dangers of pre-cum and is keen
to raise awareness. He refuses to go into specifics, however what he does say
is - "never use another blokes genital protector when your playing
cricket" - blimey. Nevertheless, Fitzy is a great ambassador for such an important awareness campaign.
Social media will also play its part - #SelfiesforPreCum is expected to go
viral - with social media users posting selfies of themselves.
Keep yourself safe.
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