Abraham Lincoln Impersonators Down on Luck

The Jimmingtons searching for toothbrushes and other essential items

11 June 2014

For generations, the Jimmgton family have been proud Abraham Lincoln impersonators and have carved a niche in the lucrative world of dead presidents.

Unfortunately, due to factors such as the global recession, Tony Abbott and China's fading hunger for our nations iron ore, the Australian public just aren't spending their hard earned money on recreations of Abraham freeing slaves or fighting vampires.

Spare a moment to consider the Jimmgtons, as their relevance begins to resemble the trash they so solemnly wade through.

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